CLEAN SHORT PIRATE JOKES WELCOMED ONBOARD:
WHAT IS A PIRATES FAVORITE LETTER OF THE ALPHABET?
ARRGHHH!!!
WHAT DID THE PIRATE SAY TO THE ORANGE?
ORANGEYA GLAD YOU'RE NOT A PIRATE!!!
WHAT DID THE PIRATE CHICKEN SAY WHEN IT CROSSED THE ROAD?
bUK...bUK...bUK...BUKAAAGHGG!!!
WHAT KIND OF MONEY DO PIRATE FISHERMAN mAKE?
NET PROFITS!!!
WHY DID THE big widdle POLITICIAN WRECK A CREWS TAX RETURNS?
oHHH! hE...HEE...bECAUSE HE WAS A PIRATE!!!
WHY IS A PIRATE FISH EASY TO WEIGH?
THE SCALLYWAG HAS IT'S OWN SCALES!!!
WHAT IS A PIRATE WORM'S FAVORITE DAY?
EARTH DAY!!!
WHAT IS A PIRATE'S FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
AARRGGHHBEEES!!!
WHY WOULD YOU LET A FISH OPERATE ON YOU?
BECAUSE IT IS A STURGEON!!!