CLEAN SHORT PIRATE JOKES WELCOMED ONBOARD: WHAT IS A PIRATES FAVORITE LETTER OF THE ALPHABET? ARRGHHH!!! WHAT DID THE PIRATE SAY TO THE ORANGE? ORANGEYA GLAD YOU'RE NOT A PIRATE!!! WHAT DID THE PIRATE CHICKEN SAY WHEN IT CROSSED THE ROAD? bUK...bUK...bUK...BUKAAAGHGG!!! WHAT KIND OF MONEY DO PIRATE FISHERMAN mAKE? NET PROFITS!!! WHY IS A PIRATE FISH EASY TO WEIGH? THE SCALLYWAG HAS IT'S OWN SCALES!!! WHAT IS A PIRATE WORM'S FAVORITE DAY? EARTH DAY!!! WHAT IS A PIRATE'S FAVORITE RESTAURANT? AARRGGHHBEEES!!! WHY WOULD YOU LET A FISH OPERATE ON YOU? BECAUSE IT IS A STURGEON!!!